“Despite being raised in the sunny coast of Portugal by two cats named Lucky and Pantufa in their enslavement by two humans, Tiago keeps a flawless 90% white skin.

Tiago plays the piano, guitar, darbuca, digeridoo, and sings, badly. After the death of Pantufa when he was 16 he grew a 6mm beard that mixed with his lack of enthusiasm about sleeping give him the looks of a rock star on rehab.

He goes to medical school to furthermore improve his humble life as a man of the arts, humanistics and science, while chasing the dream of becoming a limitlessly skilled computer programmer.”